I found my keys no longer worked in the door. I pounded on the door until you answer. "WTF dude? I'm locked out."
"You were cheating on me, I'm dumping you and locking you out!" said Boyfriend Blizzard.
"Cheating on you?! I totally wasn't cheating on you!" I was shocked. Surprised. Confused.
"I have proof. I showed it to John. He totally agrees with me that you were cheating." Boyfriend Blizzard insisted.
"You were cheating on me, I'm dumping you and locking you out!" said Boyfriend Blizzard.
"Cheating on you?! I totally wasn't cheating on you!" I was shocked. Surprised. Confused.
"I have proof. I showed it to John. He totally agrees with me that you were cheating." Boyfriend Blizzard insisted.
"I wasn't cheating! What proof?! Can I see this proof?" This was ridiculous! There's no proof, since it never happened!
"Nope. You can't see this proof. But I showed it to Bob, too. He agrees you were totally cheating on me." Boyfriend Blizzard insisted.
"Nope. You can't see this proof. But I showed it to Bob, too. He agrees you were totally cheating on me." Boyfriend Blizzard insisted.
"What proof?! There is no proof! I wasn't cheating!" I protested, also insisting on my innocence.
"You tots were. By the way, I'll take you back in six months when there's stuff I want you to buy me." Then Boyfriend Blizzard slammed the door in my face.
"You tots were. By the way, I'll take you back in six months when there's stuff I want you to buy me." Then Boyfriend Blizzard slammed the door in my face.
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