If my bunny kept a journal, or a diary, it would read something like this..
Dear Diary,
The human sucks. Today she plucked me bald and then cut off my toes. She only gave me ONE papaya treat after the torture. I flicked her several times, thumped to make sure she was watching and then flicked a few more times for good measure.
I know where she sleeps. She's getting a soggy pillow tonight.
I'm not actually sure about the soggy pillow, but if you saw the LOOKS I kept getting.. Apparently it's MY fault she's middle-aged now and can no longer stomach as many sugary treats.
Bad human, no snuggles.
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