[Animal Fanfiction] America vs Canada vs Britain.

Teddy, Titch, Imogen

 

Jade held her tablet a fair distance in front of Teddy's nose so he could focus on it. Rabbits were well known for being far sighted. "This is a Canadian flag."

"Yes." Teddy agreed. It had a pretty red leaf on it. Maple leaves were tasty.

"This is an American flag." Jade told him after swiping the screen to the right.

He knew that one too, 'cause it was the one the Bruins waved when they were singing the song before the hockey game. Not every hockey game had the song but the important ones did. "Okay." 

"We want the American team to get the good luck at the Olympic Games and not the Canadian team." Jade continued. There was still the Paralympics to think of, after all.

Teddy tilted his head to the side and looked at her suspiciously. That didn't seem right. Both Titch and his Furry Godmum wanted the Canadian (and the British) teams to win.

Jade's eyes narrowed. "We do want the American team to win, right?"

Teddy shifted and decided that the wall behind his HuMom was very fascinating.

"Okay, what did she bribe you with? I can beat it."

"Uhm." Teddy scritched behind his ear. "Blueberry tea and parsley cookies."

Jade raised an eyebrow, that WAS a pretty good bribe.

"But, Titch said 'cause Godmom Lorna is Scottish, that means she's British too and being Canadian is like being half British so we should support Canada and Britain."

"That little stinker." Jade grumbled.

"Oh no, she doesn't stink. Titch bathes regularly!" Teddy reassured Jade earnestly.

Jade patted his nose, the boy was more pretty than he was smart. "And what does Imogen say?" Time to get some of Teddy's American friends on her side.

"Immi says curling is boring and she likes luge and snowboarding."

Can't count on a dog for anything. "And Sabrina?"

"She likes ice skating."

"I bet the Viking likes curling"

"Oh, he does, but he asked we help his hockey teams.. and that was okay because they didn't play Canada or America." Teddy wanted to make sure he made the Viking happy. The Viking had the bestest pears.

Jade sighed. "Okay, cilantro smoothie and TWO cookies if you cheer for America."

Teddy wiggled his nose extra fast in happy mode. "Okay!"  He paused a moment, "But I think Titch will still support Canada, and she's better at this luck stuff."

"Ha. You're bigger, more luck."

"Oh! Okay." He then decided he was done with this talking stuff and stuck his nose under his HuMom's hand. As Mr Mick would say, enough human stuff, time to pet the bunny.