"I'm sure you've heard all about the legion's invasion," said the smiling redhead on his right.
"And thought, boy, wouldn't it be fun to go smash in some demon skulls." said the smiling blonde on his left.
"But who could possibly want to go on adventures without his friends?" The redhead asked, rhetorically as she leaned forward and snagged his whisky.
"And who are your friends more than us?" The blonde asked, giving her best-winning smile while her sister took a large swig of his drink.
"Uhm." While he didn't mind a real battle for the cause, wading into an army of demons didn't seem like a very solid idea. Besides, Shevaun had yet to assign him to anything and generally speaking, letting Leensa organize things ended up with Bad Things happening. He hadn't heard from Kyndig since that "adventure" in the Shadowmoon Burial Grounds.
"Don't worry - you can hide behind Rae. I'll keep you healed and she'll keep you safe! You just have to blow things up." Leensa patted his arm. It was rather like patting a tree trunk.
"And hit them with your hammer, don't forget to hit them with your hammer," Raelanna added.
"I would never forget to hit things with my hammer," Chewie said, almost more affronted about the accusation than he was about the stolen whisky.
"Great then! Let's go!" Leensa said and hopped off the bar stool, Rae following suit. They both grabbed an arm and attempted to pull.
Chewie did not move.
They continued to pull.
Chewie swished his tail and thought about ordering another drink.
They muttered under their breath, and Leensa started to bend over. "Don't touch the tail," he warned.
One sister harrumphed irritation while the other sighed annoyance.
"Well, we'll just go have to have fun without you." Raelanaa declared. Leensa agreed and told the Tauren he was a big ole party pooper. They turned on their heels and marched out. The exit would have been a lot grander if they hadn't had to duck around a rather drunk pandarian at the last moment.
"Have fun!" Chewie called after them and ordered another whisky.
Time passed. He drank the whisky.
More time passed. He wondered if they'd even managed to get out of Dalaran yet. Probably got lost on the way to the stables. Probably got accosted by some allies who thought a lack of armour meant that they could try their way with Rae. Probably started a brawl in the streets.
He sighed and stood up, downing the last in the glass. "Why I put up with them.." he grumbled as he pulled his pack over her shoulder and strolled out of the bar.
"YAY!! Finally!" came the cheer from Rae. Leensa bounced up and down and clapped her hands. They were holding the reins to a couple of hippogriffs while a drake sat between them reading a book. "We knew if we waited you'd show up. You can't let us go off and have fun without you."
"Wat?" He sighed. "I could. I should."
The blue drake looked up from the book. "Don't fight the inevitable, brother."
Chewie sighed. He supposed someone had to try and keep them out of trouble, and it looked like it was his turn. Where was Grunto when you needed him?