[Bunny Silliness] Speedy's having a pirate party!

"Now Mick, remember what happened the last time you had rum.."

"I played bury the gerbil in the sand?"

[Bunny Opinion] Writing songs, with help from Maddy.

Maddy

To the tune of "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias

Let me be your bunny.

Would you hop,

If I asked you to hop?
Would you nom

And never share?

Would you flick

If you saw me flicking?
Would be my humom tonight?

"What is this MUSH?!" A small bunny voice asked from beside my elbow. I hadn't even seen Maddy's arrival. Her nose twitched a mile a minute at her disgust. "That's not a good bunny song AT ALL!"

"Er. Are you supposed to be using the portal yet?" She seemed rather lively for a bunny who had been hanging on by her ears so recently.

"I didn't ask." She replied distractedly. "Surely you can do better!"

"Than ask?" I asked, confused.

"NO! At the song." She flounced her head, ears bopping. "Humans, can't keep your mind on any one thing for five seconds. I don't know why we put up with you. I guess it's 'cause you're cute or something."

"Or the opposable thumbs." I couldn't help but interject. She was leaning over my laptop now, shoving my hands aside, obviously wanting to do her own typing.

"Those are nice, but not necessary." She replied distractedly. "Look, here's a good song.." She started bouncing around the keyboard as she put in her opinion.

Back in black
I hit the sack
It's been too long I'm glad to be back
Yes I'm, let loose
From the noose
That's kept me hanging around
I keep looking at the sky
'Cause it's gettin' me high
Forget the hearse 'cause I'll never die
I got nine lives
Cats eyes
Usin' every one of them and running wild
'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
(Well) I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black

"Uhm." I managed. "That's just AC/DC's "Back in Black"" I couldn't help but pointing out.

"Well, its a good song!" Maddy defended. "Not like that crap you were writing. Stuff and nonsense." She sniffed.

"You've been hanging around Speedy too much, you're starting to talk English." I tentatively scritched her nose.

"I speak bunny, you just hear English. Stupid human." At least she wasn't calling me an 'ape' yet. "Oh, little to the left." I obediantly scritched to the left.

She suddenly shook her head, "That's enough. I'm gonna go visit Buttercup'n'Jensen." She sneezed. "Write something better!" she ordered before hopping off my couch and hopping to the closet portal.

I stared at the blank screen for several minutes until inspiration struck..

Something better.

 

[More funny] Hamster Band

[Cute Video] So a Chinchilla goes to market..

I'm pretty sure I've seen mothers at the store with that exact eye-twitch.

[Bunny Video] Day in the life of a bunny.

[More Bunny Silliness] Captain Speedy Rabbit!

Sorry Speedy, I couldn't resist!

[Bunny Silliness] With Apologies to Cyndi Lauper, Girls just Wanna have Buns!

Karoke - Girls just wanna have buns!

Girls just Wanna have Buns!

I got up, with the morning light,

My rabbit says "You're gonna feed me now, right?"

Oh bunny dear,

The foods on the way,

And girls 

just gotta have buns

Oh girls, 

just gotta have buns!

The rabbits binky in the middle of the night,

A voice yells "I blame this noise on my wife!"

Oh hubby dear,

They're just having fun,

And girls,

Just gotta have buns,

Oh girls,

Just gotta have buns!

When the working day is done,

This girl's

just gotta see her buns,

Oh girls,

just gotta have buns!

Girls,

They want,

Wanna have buns,

Girls, 

Wanna have

Some jerks dump a beautiful bun,

And leave her to hide away from the cruel world

I wanna save her from the hot hotsun,

And girls,

Just gotta have buns,

Oh girls,

Just gotta have buns!

They just wanna

They just wanna

They just wanna

(oh)

They just wanna

(Girls just wanna have bnuns)

Oh

Girls just wanna have bu-uns

They just wanna,

They just wanna,

They just wanna,

They just wanna

(Oh..)

They just wanna,

(They just wanna have buns..)

Girls, just wanna have bu-uns!

When the working day is done,

This girl's

just gotta see her buns,

Oh girls,

just gotta have buns!

They just wanna

They just wanna

They just wanna

They just wanna have buns

Girls just wanna have bu-uns,

They just wanna,

They just wanna..

They just wanna,

They just wanna..

(Have buns)

They just wanna

(Girls just wanna have buns)

They just wanna,

Oh girls,

(Wanna have buns)

Girls just wanna have bu-uns,

When the working day is done,

This girl's

just gotta see her buns,

Oh girls,

just gotta have buns!

They just wanna,

They just wanna..

(Oh, girls..)

They just wanna,

(Have buns)

Oh girls..

Girls just wanna have bu-uns..

They just wanna, 

They just wanna..

They the working day is done..